Bill Homewood
TELEVISION
THE ARFER LOAF MONOLOGUES (For “So You Want to be Top!”),
BBC Television series (Dir. Judy Whitfield)
SPY TRAP
BBC Television series (Dir. Ian Oliver, David Crichton)
SHAKESPEARE LADY – (The life and times of Fanny Kemble, Victorian actress)
PBS Television – New York (Dir. Bill Homewood)
THE GERMS (projected Children’s Television series)
BBC commission
12 ROUNDS WITH GARY MASON
Chat show/magazine series: pilot script and generic formula/storylines commissioned for SKY TV/THK Productions – 1995
GOLD CHALLENGE
Sports knockout series: pilot script and generic formula/storylines commissioned for THK Productions/ ITV 1995
THE F-GAME
Commissioned late night game show: pilot script and generic formula/storylines commissioned and developed for THK Productions/Live TV 1998
Commissioned contributions to various BBC and Independent Television programmes
FILM
HONOUR AMONG THIEVES
Screenplay commissioned by Gonzobros productions, Hollywood; pilot filmed January 2002.
ROMEO & JULIET
Screenplay commissioned 1990 by Yorkshire Television
JEHOVAH’S FARM
Screenplay of Bill’s first novel; development sought
WORLD PARTY
(Consultant screenwriter/script editor) – currently in development for THK Productions
JAH-SON – THE SECOND COMING*
(Consultant screenwriter/ script editor) – currently in development for THK Productions
*WINNER, 1994/5 EUROPEAN SCRIPT FUND AWARD*
N.B. Athol Fugard has given Bill permission to write the screenplay for a projected film of his play HELLO & GOODBYE starring Antony Sher; Ross Devenish to direct (project postponed but alive)
RADIO
SHAKESPEARE LADY (The life and times of Fanny Kemble, Victorian actress)
BBC World Service Drama (Dir. Dicken Read/Bill Homewood)
THE SONG OF SONGS (Dramatisation of the Song of Solomon, with music)
BBC World Service Drama (Dir. Gordon House/Bill Homewood)
STAGE
THE TRIAL
(From the novel by Kafka)
Commissioned for the Young Vic Theatre, London 1993
Starring James Wilby
BEWITCHED, BOTHERED & BEWILDERED
Commissioned Musical Play about Lorenz Hart, 1994
Showcased Grosvenor House Hotel, Park Lane 1995
Starring Nickolas Grace and Lois Lane.
FANNY
Official Edinburgh Festival, Market Theatre, Johannesburg
4 USA tours, playing major theatres.
Starring Estelle Kohler and Bill Homewood
DOWNSTAIRS, UPSTAIRS
Hammersmith Town Hall
Revue starring Jane Asher, Diana Rigg, Edward de Souza & Derek Waring
WHO’S AFRAID OF THE SONNETS?
RSC tour, USA
Starring Paul Shelley.
SHAKESPEARE IN THE SADDLE
2-hander, Bermuda Festival. Also various British festivals including 1994 International Shakespeare Festival, Barbican Centre, London
Starring Estelle Kohler, Bill Homewood
THE SIEGE OF MASADA (Musical Theatre)
Hounslow Arts Festival, London
BUILDASHOW! (Children’s show)
Roundhouse Theatre, London & tour
PILLS TO PURGE MELANCHOLY
One man Revue, UK, Israel, USA tours
POETRY
Bill, on Twitter as @theFacebookPoet, publishes a fresh poem each week on his blog (this site) and on his Facebook poetry page
Various published poems (Country Life Magazine, Nexus Magazine, Private Eye)
Unpublished collection: LANDSCAPE PAINTER AT DUSK
Semi-finalist ISP Poetry Competition – 1996
Contributor to anthology THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR (Publ. ISP)
COMMISSIONED ABRIDGING
THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO for Naxos AudioBooks
Currently released as a double album on CD - read by Bill Homewood
THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK for Naxos AudioBooks
Currently released as a double album on CD - read by Bill Homewood
THE THREE MUSKETEERS for Naxos AudioBooks
Currently released as a triple album on CD - read by Bill Homewood
LES MISÉRABLES for Naxos AudioBooks
Currently released as a quadruple album on CD - read by Bill Homewood
KING SOLOMON'S MINES for Naxos Audiobooks
Currently released as a triple album on CD - read by Bill Homewood
NOVELS
JEHOVAH’S FARM – publisher sought
JAHSON – THE SECOND COMING – ghost-edited for author Raymond Stevenson
SUNDRY ANON. ATTRIB. AND UNATTRIB.
Innumerable bits and pieces, including recently:
Commissioned sleeve notes for a number of commercially released CD/tape albums; commissioned (ghosted but unattributed) introduction to recently-published work of scholarship; innumerable commissioned advertising copy/voice-over scripts for events, publications, productions and radio commercials; commissioned ten minute satirical performance poem in style of Dryden.